is a unique company which strives to maxximize Plunder of social and natural
resources. Shareholders benefit from the economic system's non-valuation
of "externalities." Profit is therfore correllated with Plunder.
These graphs are presented,
free of charge, to concerned shareholders of the PlunderMaxx Corporation.
Feel free to use them in your PowerPoints to back up the important points
you are making justifying the priority of Plunder over everything else.
though our goal at PlunderMaxx is Plunder, our shareholders can be
confident that PlunderMaxx cares about social responsibility. At PlunderMaxx
we diligently calculate the affect of externalities on our stock value.
shown in the graph here, PlunderMaxx does indeed have an impact on
many aspects of society. Too bad for them, heh heh heh.
have only one real concern. But for marketing purposes, we hired a
consultant to come up with filler (additional concerns) to make this
graph more colorful and diverse. But don't worry, when there are diffucult
choices to make, such as how to maxximize Plunder, I think this graph
illustrates what kind of decision we'll make.
our stock, our shareholders engage in what is known as "Socially
Irresponsible Investing" (SII). When following an SII investment
model, investors look for how they can do the most damage to society and
the environment, while still making lots of money. Some investors make
social irresponsibility a priority, and make use of such criteria as:
- number of
dictatorships with human rights abuses with which the company does business
of fossil fuel use or other unsustainable resource use (e.g. nuclear
or toxic waste)
- amount of
greenhouse gas emissions the company creates directly or indirectly
through its business
- does the
company ruthlessly target children in order to get them addicted to
its sugar or carcinogenic product early on
- human rights
abuses especially against indigenous peoples
- lots of
testing on animals, particularly cute furry animals
or mining on public lands, preferably Wildlife Refuges, Sanctuaries,
and National Monuments
of politicians or causes which indirectly kill thousands of people,
for example, denying medications to impoverished people, defunding international
relief and aid efforts for ideological reasons, causing pre-empitve
wars to obtain fossil fuel resources, using multilateral institutions
such as the IMF to extort poor countries into privatizing water, energy,
etc. and more.
in our use of the term means "plunder" as measured by social
and environmental destruction, not actual U.S. currency. Short term plunder
is part of our mission, and therefore we think of plunder as profit.